These jokes the world plays, they're not funny at all.

“Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.”

My grandchildren are fabulous and funny.

Posturing is funny to me.

“The most dangerous food is wedding cake”

“Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely”

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

“Everyone knows she's beautiful, everyone knows that she's a sex symbol and I think everyone knows ...

I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.

“He can say things that are funny but they don't know because they can't understand it. Sometimes ...

“Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.”

“It's never too cold for icecream.”

“It's a funny world, and it's better to not care about it.”

I laugh when I'm writing. I feel like all my work is funny to me.

“Holding your feelings in is like stretching out a rubber band; you can only keep it from snapping ...

“Man, that's funny. That's so funny, I'm gonna bust a gut laughing.”

“No matter how difficult life gets, how slow your process gets, never give up on your dreams. Hold ...

“If you can't make it better, you can laugh at it.”

“Don't get me wrong, there are sometimes if I go and see a really funny comedy, that I wished I ha ...

“I love to bring people into the oval office...and say, this is where I office.”

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.