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“The Complexity of the Human Life becomes double each year”

- Ramesh Kumar Jha
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“I did some funny drawings. I tried to lighten us up a little bit, but that's about it.”

- Kelly Greenberg
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I read the script for Wonder Boys, and I said that was almost perfect, it was so classy, cool and fu ...

- Robert Downey, Jr.
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I am certain there is too much certainty in the world.

- Michael Crichton
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“Your'e going to hate me in a minute. Why waste time?”

- Pete Mcculloch
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Macho does not prove mucho.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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“The faster you go, the shorter you are.”

- Albert Einstein
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“If churches want to play the game of politics, let them pay admission like everyone else”

- George Carlin
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

- Rodney Dangerfield
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“This just shows how deep the talent level in Funny Car is, ... No one is intimidated by John Forc ...

- Gary Scelzi
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“Sometimes—or usually, in your case—the best thing to do is shut up.”

- Kirpa Rai
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I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work.

- Sylvester Stallone
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“Sometimes students find it funny when it happens to someone else.”

- Chris Austin
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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim thr ...

- Ellen Degeneres
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All humor is based on hostility - that's why World War Two was funny.

- Neil Simon
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“My son you are addicted to the facebook because you never liked to mind your own business; you al ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mounta ...

- W. H. Auden
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“Confidence is going after Moby Dick in a rowboat and taking the tartar sauce with you.”

- Zig Ziglar
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“Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night”

- Dave Barry
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I don't just randomly kill people... I kill people when it's funny.

- Neil Gaiman
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