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I haven't played Hedda Gabler yet, but maybe if I did I might find the funny bits.

- Sophie Thompson
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There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

- Eric Wareheim
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“Where neither love nor hatred is in the game, a woman's game is mediocre”

- Friedrich Nietzsche
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“Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million”

- Mark Twain
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“The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since ...

- Dave Barry
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“And now for something completely different.”

- Monty Python
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“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but s ...

- Winnie The Pooh
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I guess funny people are attracted to funny people, and then you get comedy marriages.

- Casey Wilson
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“One year older, one year shorter; celebrate while you still can, and make sure to live life to th ...

- Astraea L. Skylar
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“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate”

- Doug Larson
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“If you can keep your head about you when all about you are losing theirs, its just possible you h ...

- Rose F. Kennedy
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

- Oscar Wilde
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Compared to politics, I think sports is funnier, because it's inconsequential. And politics can be r ...

- Norm Macdonald
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It's funny, because I sometimes feel that I'm most creative when I'm pregnant.

- Georgina Chapman
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“The funny thing is, the music that I'm writing now is probably some of the most cutting edge we'v ...

- Charlie Daniels
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My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.

- P. J. O'rourke
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“One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop.”

- G. Weilacher
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Adolescence is a kind of emotional seasickness. Both are funny, but only in retrospect.

- Arthur Koestler
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.

- P. G. Wodehouse
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“It starts with funny. That's good.”

- Dan Taylor
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“Never accept a drink from a urologist.”

- Erma Bombeck
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