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“Jess has always made funny comments where you're like, 'Where in the hell did that come from?' Bu ...

- Ashlee Simpson
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“Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.”

- Mae West
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Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.

- Martha Scott
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A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

- Kevin Nealon
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The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or ...

- Paula Poundstone
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I don't read economic forecasts. I don't read the funny papers.

- Warren Buffett
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I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.

- Steven Wright
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Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

- Laurence J. Peter
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Being sexy is kind of funny to me.

- Reba Mcentire
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“Ask and dont expect to receive dont ask and expect to recieve”

- George Pitsoulakis
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“It is funny how some people hold you for ransom because of the feeling or care shown towards them ...

- Olasot
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“Vote: The instrument and symbol of a free man's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of hi ...

- Ambrose Bierce
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“When it comes down to it, I let them think what they want. If they care enough to bother with wha ...

- Marilyn Monroe
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“If nobody is gonna give us the motivation we deserve, I say, we give it to ourselves. After all,n ...

- James Mathews George
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“It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets ...

- Robert Frost
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“He just kind of fit in, personality wise. He was funny, happy. Chandler was the kind of kid that ...

- Pam Saylor
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“They are not all friends who laugh with you.”

- Proverb
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It's funny how the night that changes your life forever starts out like all the others.

- Marisha Pessl
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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

- Marilyn Vos Savant
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“Wearing a turtleneck is like being strangled by a really weak guy, all day. Wearing a backpack an ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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“A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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