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“It's funny, because if Tom Petty or R.E.M. came out today, they'd be alt-country,”

- Rhett Miller
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As soon as you say it about a record, you're like some little zombie in a funny dungeon.

- Lorde
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Funny, how just when you think life can't possibly get any worse it suddenly does.

- Douglas Adams
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“So many people never find the one, because they are too lazy to work hard on something that was m ...

- Philip T. M.
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“How tall are you big boy?Six foot nine inches!Let's go up to my place and talk about the nine inc ...

- Mae West
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“A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.”

- Christopher Morley
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It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.

- Christopher Paolini
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If my life wasn't funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.

- Carrie Fisher
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Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people wont.

- Stephen Mangan
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What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny.

- David Sedaris
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“My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met.”

- Rodney Dangerfield
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“High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehead.”

- Christopher Morley
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“I don't want to hunt deer I just want to wait in a tree stand and jump out in front of them when ...

- Kris Huen
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“My friends, no matter how rough the road may be, we can and we will, never, never surrender to wh ...

- Dan Quayle
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It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.

- Rob Campbell
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“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric ...

- Woody Allen
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“I think it's funny. [on a T-shirt which read 'I”

- Nicky Hilton
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“Being Normal is over rated”

- Ralph Downey Iii
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Books shouldn't be daunting, they should be funny, exciting and wonderful.

- Roald Dahl
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“Advertising is 85% confusion and 15% commission”

- Fred Allen
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If you use tact you can say anything, then make it funny.

- Dane Cook
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