“Who isn’t bipolar these days, we all have ups and downs. Life is a continuous whirlwind.”

“It's kind of funny because back when I played with him when I was 12 or 13, I never really played ...

“The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it ...

“The wireless telegraph is not difficult to understand. The ordinary telegraph is like a very long ...

I'm, like, super-clumsy and weird and funny and dorky.

“I’m a 'Silver Back' by virtue of years on the planet but it would be exaggerating to say I'm an ...

“My guys got a little upset. Players are funny. I hadn't done it the year before, but I thought we ...

Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.

“I am at two with nature”

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.

“Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with no loss of enthusiasm.”

“I go from stool to stool in singles bars hoping to get lucky, but there's never any gum under any ...

“Have we been cryptic? Right-wingers said Clinton was a lying, unscrupulous traveling salesman. It ...

“Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mot ...

I like doing a funny show where I don't have to act and fall in love with a girl.

“I know it's funny. The study of rocks.”

Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ...

The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless.

“Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions.”

“A Poem without rhyme is the greatest crime.”

As soon as I got funny, I killed any majestic intentions in my work.