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“Never heard of him, but I heard of him this year. It's kind of funny. It's so small -- to hear ab ...

- Rip Hamilton
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“When women go wrong, men go right after them.”

- Mae West
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“when a mosquito donates blood, it tells the whole world. Keggah Corner”

- Keggah Corner
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“If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screame ...

- Jack Handy
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“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”

- Rudolf Nureyev
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“I missed the tree for the forest.”

- Kris Huen
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“When asked how World War III would be fought, Einstein replied that he didn't know. But he knew h ...

- Albert Einstein
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“Next Minute I am Going To Live or Die,Nothing else is new to me.”

- Pugazhavan
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Let's leave it all alone. I'm stupidest when I try to be funny.

- Al Swearengen
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“Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.”

- Mae West
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“It is a well-documented fact that guys will not ask for directions. This is a biological thing. T ...

- Dave Barry
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“You cannot be in loss anyway if you are in relationship, because love makes you lover and cheat m ...

- Zahid Chaudhry
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“She's honest. Yes, she will say anything. I think it's funny, though.”

- Angela Ruggiero
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“Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings... and lawyers.”

- Richard Pryor
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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling ...

- Mary Douglas
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