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“Look your best--who said love is blind?”

- Mae West
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“Funny... most people prefer to struggle to survive -- instead of having FUN to thrive.”

- Lorrin L. Lee
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Sex is funny and love is serious.

- Stephan Jenkins
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Never try to be funny right before people are about to masturbate.

- Greg Walloch
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain
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You can take anything, and if you explore it right, you can make it funny.

- Kaitlin Olson
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“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people ...

- George Bernard Shaw
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“Listen to everything and everybody BUT, only believe half of what you hear because we, as humans, ...

- Super Girl
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“Honey, tonight am all yours. You can eat me for dinner”

- Sotonye Anga
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“Why are you angry? Are you sure, you are not hungry?”

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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I think we're the only jokeless show on television. I mean really, we have no setups and no punch li ...

- Rainn Wilson
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I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.

- Kristen Johnston
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Every dogma has its day.

- Anthony Burgess
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“What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.”

- Mark Twain
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“I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that ...

- Sting
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