“There was some skepticism: 'Oh, this show is funny, but does it fit on NBC?' ... Earl has done wh ...

“They are men of character. I find their confrontation very funny, but maybe I'm the only one to t ...

“I had lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion because it took h ...

“Some women spend the first part of their lives looking for a husband, and the last part wondering ...

I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.

We are supposed to enjoy the good stuff now, while we can, with the people we love. Life has a funny ...

That is not all I need. I need dogs. A house filled with dogs and a smart, funny, kind, loving girlf ...

“My wife told me I’m always watching TV and never paying attention to her. So she got a job as a ...

“(Stevens) has had his best training camp since he has been with us. He would feel real funny if I ...

“The whole match was a grind. You hate to win a hole that way, but funny things happen in golf.”

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

“May you - Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt, dance like no-one ...

“And remember, it's also very funny, because side by side with grief lies joy.”

“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.”