Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“That is funny. Of course, the bigger scoop will be if we hear something from Jesus .”
- Robert StanleyView quote
“We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing.”
- Ricky WilsonView quote
“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”
- Doug LarsonView quote
“The New York Times gave me permission to be funny and write about what it is to be a woman and a ...
- Debra GalantView quote
It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead bef ...
- Megan FollowsView quote
“A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good f ...
- Arthur BrisbaneView quote
I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.
- Paul MooneyView quote
“Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says ...
- Margaret MaronView quote
“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.”
- Mitch HedbergView quote
“I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?”
- Ashleigh BrilliantView quote
I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so ...
- Louie AndersonView quote
“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”
- Monty PythonView quote
Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.
- Carl HiaasenView quote
“One way to solve a problem is to give it a different dress; another way is to send it on an erran ...
- Leslie MiklosyView quote
Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experi ...
- Mark TwainView quote