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Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

- Stephen Hawking
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“Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. The ...

- Mark Twain
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“Don’t try to explain your seemingly weird behavior to someone else, if your explanation is goin ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy becau ...

- Kurt Vonnegut
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“Wouldn't it be funny.”

- Chris Albrecht
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“If you don't buy it,you will go home without it.”

- Jamie K Dawson
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“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, ...

- Eli Roth
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“Brain is the most Powerful thing that can lead you to your destination, If you know how to Contro ...

- Mohsin Attique
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And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death bri ...

- Nigella Lawson
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“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic backgro ...

- Dave Barry
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“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

- Woody Allen
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The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

- Sara Blakely
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I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

- Mercedes Mccambridge
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Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

- Rodney Dangerfield
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““If you cannot carry a worldly cross of morality, then you won’t bear a heavenly cross of spi ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is ...

- Dave Barry
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Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

- Philip Seymour Hoffman
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Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but ...

- Caroline Winberg
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“I think i lost my mind, but i found my thought.”

- Nerrymiah Scipio
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