Life would be tragic if it weren't funny.

“Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. The ...

“Don’t try to explain your seemingly weird behavior to someone else, if your explanation is goin ...

“I used to be funny, and perhaps I'm not anymore. It may be that I have become rather grumpy becau ...

“Wouldn't it be funny.”

“If you don't buy it,you will go home without it.”

“The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.”

“I thought a thought which I never thought that it would be thought by me.”

A comedy can actually get funnier and funnier. Even though you know the joke, you enjoy it so much, ...

“Brain is the most Powerful thing that can lead you to your destination, If you know how to Contro ...

And, in a funny way, each death is different and you mourn each death differently and each death bri ...

“The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic backgro ...

“If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.”

The word 'Spanx' was funny. It made people laugh. No one ever forgot it.

I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.

““If you cannot carry a worldly cross of morality, then you won’t bear a heavenly cross of spi ...

“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is ...

Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.

Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but ...

“I think i lost my mind, but i found my thought.”