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“Baseball's funny like that. Don't ask me how something like that happens.”

- Carl Crawford
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Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals.

- Larry Hagman
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Make everything as simple as possible, but not simpler.

- Albert Einstein
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“I also think it's ridiculous that women that supposedly have high standards date some of the grim ...

- Dedrick D. L. Pitter
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“A TRUE HERO IS ONE WHO CAN SEE THROUGH FEAR AND CAN OVER COME ANY CHALLENGE WITH FAITH”

- James Smith
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I reach for funny books all the time to help me get through life.

- Laurie Halse Anderson
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“My Glass is not half empty, my Glass is not half full, my Glass is Cracked!”

- Scott Douglas Chase
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I'm really funny now.

- Wanda Sykes
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I wanted to be that quirky girl who writes funny songs that still have meaning.

- Katy Perry
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“Let's be naughty and save Santa the trip.”

- Gary Allan
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“A careful driver is one who honks his horn when he goes through a red light.”

- Henry Morgan
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“I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey”

- Mark Twain
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“Humor has historically been tied to the mores of the day. The Yellow Kid was predicated on what p ...

- Will Eisner
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“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forwar ...

- Caskie Stinnett
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“I am a lover and have not found my thing to love”

- Sherwood Anderson
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I think a lot of times on TV we see caricatures - that's what's funny.

- Mayim Bialik
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I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.

- Carrot Top
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“Cannibalistic Chicken Whistles”

- Dennis Haldeman Iii
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I'm not a naturally funny man. I find that I can only be funny, if I become someone else.

- Rowan Atkinson
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“Funny... most people prefer to struggle to survive -- instead of having FUN to thrive.”

- Lorrin L. Lee
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Never have more children than you have car windows.

- Erma Bombeck
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