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“That is funny. Of course, the bigger scoop will be if we hear something from Jesus .”

- Robert Stanley
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“We've been thinking of stuff to say that's funny all day and we've come up with nothing.”

- Ricky Wilson
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“Accomplishing the impossible means only the boss will add it to your regular duties.”

- Doug Larson
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“The New York Times gave me permission to be funny and write about what it is to be a woman and a ...

- Debra Galant
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“How do i do this trick? Well even if I knew i wouldn't tell you.”

- Mangesh Desai
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It's funny. I did give birth to an alien on 'The X-Files.' And it's just the teaser, so I'm dead bef ...

- Megan Follows
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“A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good f ...

- Arthur Brisbane
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I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

- Paul Mooney
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“Every time we start thinking we're the center of the universe, the universe turns around and says ...

- Margaret Maron
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“I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. And it was way to literal for ME.”

- Mitch Hedberg
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Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

- Doris Lessing
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“I don't understand you. You don't understand me. What else do we have in common?”

- Ashleigh Brilliant
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“If you don't know where you're going, you might wind up some place else.”

- Yogi Berra
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I had been asking the universe and God to send me a way for me to help me. Show business has been so ...

- Louie Anderson
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“Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!”

- Monty Python
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Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

- Mark Twain
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Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched.

- Carl Hiaasen
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Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.

- Will Rogers
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“One way to solve a problem is to give it a different dress; another way is to send it on an erran ...

- Leslie Miklosy
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Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experi ...

- Mark Twain
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“Some people make cracks about life... I live in them.”

- Kjforce
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