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“I had to stop driving my car for a while... the tires got dizzy.”

- Stephen Wright
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“The Vulcan Neck Pinch is not half as powerful as the Vulcan Groin Kick, but it's more politically ...

- Star Trek
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It s funny to see a hatchling like you beaten by the old one.

- Christopher Paolini
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A pessimist is a person who has had to listen to too many optimists.

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“Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little fr ...

- Jack Handy
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Tennis is a funny game, and it takes a life-time of keeping one's eyes open on the circuit to have a ...

- Sania Mirza
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“Earl was laughing about it by then. He thought it was funny.”

- Chris Barnes
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“Safe Sex is Sexy Sex! SSSS”

- Prakash Rewatkar
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“Us sing and dance, make faces and give flower bouquets, trying to be loved. You ever notice that ...

- Alice Walker
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“Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.”

- Robin Williams
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“I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”

- Woody Allen
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“To make a goal of comfort or happiness has never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this ...

- Albert Einstein
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“I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes”

- Woody Allen
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“When told that a certain woman would not hurt a fly Dorothy Parker retorted, "Not if it was butto ...

- Dorothy Parker
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“Boredom is underrated.”

- Daniel Schultz, M.d.
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My father was really good with math. It's a funny thing, I don't remember my father or my mother bei ...

- Herbie Hancock
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It is funny that men who are supposed to be scientific cannot get themselves to realise the basic pr ...

- Gertrude Stein
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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

- Yogi Berra
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I'd rather proliferate funny little rumors than not.

- Autre Ne Veut
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Once you let go of your morals, everything becomes funny

- David Hayden
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I rant, therefore I am.

- Dennis Miller
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