“The only successful form of organised crime has to be government by a head.”
“One of life's greatest mysteries is how the boy who wasn't good enough to marry your daughter can ...
“Don't play me,play lotto,you have a better chance of winning.”
“The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.”
“?Look at your 5 closest friends. Those five friends are who you are. If you don't like who you ar ...
Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition?
“I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.”
“The expression on people's faces, that's how they react, that's what they both thought was funny. ...
He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.
“After a good dinner one can forgive anybody, even one's own relations”
'A Tuna Christmas' is the second in a series of plays created by Joe Sears and Jaston Williams featu ...
“oooohhh, she’s tickling me! I gotta go …. (click)”
“If you throw caution to the wind please be aware the wind won't throw it back.”
“I can't tell if that's funny or really scary.”
When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.
“Women love us for our defects. If we have enough of them, they will forgive us everything, even o ...
“There are a lot of intelligent fools, but no wise idiots.”
“Follow your heart, the money follows", follow money, the heart hollows”
“I cannot believe in a God who wants to be praised all the time.”
“I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.”
isn't it funny how danger makes people passionate?