Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”
- R. D. LaingView quote
“I don't work with high-concept things that start with a premise, "Wouldn't it be funny if there w ...
- Christopher GuestView quote
“Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as th ...
- George Bernard ShawView quote
“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marri ...
- Mark TwainView quote
“My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.”
- Emo PhilipsView quote
“If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates”
- Howard ZinnView quote
We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny
- Dan PovenmireView quote
“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”
- Dr. Laurence J. PeterView quote
Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?
- Ben HoganView quote
“I think believing is the first thing because momentum is a funny thing some times. You get moment ...
- Sheldon SourayView quote
“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”
- Mark TwainView quote
I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so sm ...
- Wendy LiebmanView quote
“Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.”
- Oscar WildeView quote
“Every person is capable of being an asset. If the right mind is not set, that same person is noth ...
- Christopher Todd BucciarelliView quote