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“Life is a sexually transmitted disease and the mortality rate is one hundred percent.”

- R. D. Laing
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“I don't work with high-concept things that start with a premise, "Wouldn't it be funny if there w ...

- Christopher Guest
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“Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as th ...

- George Bernard Shaw
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“If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.”

- Milton Berle
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“Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marri ...

- Mark Twain
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I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

- Megan Fox
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“My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.”

- Emo Philips
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“If the gods had intended for people to vote, they would have given us candidates”

- Howard Zinn
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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- Fred Allen
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We just keep trying to beat every show with the funny stick until it's funny

- Dan Povenmire
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“Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.”

- Dr. Laurence J. Peter
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Relax? How can anybody relax and play golf? You have to grip the club, don't you?

- Ben Hogan
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“And the extremes are what make the show so funny.”

- Don Sargent
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“when a mosquito donates blood, it tells the whole world. Keggah Corner”

- Keggah Corner
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“I think believing is the first thing because momentum is a funny thing some times. You get moment ...

- Sheldon Souray
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“The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.”

- Mark Twain
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The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.

- William Feather
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I don't think I was funny until college. I lived with some Harvard MD/PhD students - they were so sm ...

- Wendy Liebman
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“Life has been your art. You have set yourself to music. Your days are your sonnets.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“Every person is capable of being an asset. If the right mind is not set, that same person is noth ...

- Christopher Todd Bucciarelli
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