Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“We hope he's OK. You don't wish this on anybody. ... The athletes are very unlucky and this is no ...
- Raimund FabiView quote
“At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I ...
- Mitch HedbergView quote
I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work.
- Sylvester StalloneView quote
“It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is f ...
- Mitch HedbergView quote
“I hate procrastinating, but it's just so much easier not doing anything.”
- Spencer ShulemView quote
“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my ...
- Woody AllenView quote
“When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I ...
- Oscar WildeView quote
“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is ...
- Dave BarryView quote
“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, beca ...
- Mitch HedbergView quote
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
- Marilyn Vos SavantView quote
“First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubber ...
- Monty PythonView quote
“Every tongue on the planet still speaks the name of Jesus, whether it's in a curse or a praise, e ...
- Ed BuleyView quote
“They are expecting funny stuff from me...perhaps they do not know! how broken, Lonely and dispers ...
- Mehtab Alam KhanView quote