I don't know if I was a funny kid. I would say I was a loud and weird kid.

“I don't need somebody behind a desk to tell me what a marketing survey says is funny. I got 3 mil ...

funny how a beautiful song could tell such a sad story

“If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to an ...

“If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...”

“I think that a particle must have a separate reality independent of the measurements. That is an ...

“Your mind is the trigger, words are the bullets & ears are the target. so think before your words ...

“A computer is powerful enough to control the world, but is limited to the idiot sitting behind it ...

“Funny story -- it was a blind date. I had just signed a deal with Phoenix (in September 2003) and ...

“Just because a thing is funny doesn’t mean it doesn’t have a mystery.”

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”

“Birth actually seems like death to the one who is about to be born because in childbearing; there ...

“Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is a little like expecting ...

“I think someone made a huge mistake while making my 2014 calendar, I was searching for tomorrow b ...

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

“I love criticism just so long as it's unqualified praise.”

“?'Will and Grace' and 'My Best Friend's Wedding' have softened us up with regards to the funny ga ...

“Young men want to be faithful, and are not; old men want to be faithless, and cannot.”

“"Fool me once; fool me twice; but shame on me if you fool me thrice." - Nabil N. Jamal”

“Why must we continue to follow the path of solitude? We tend to only look down as we walk because ...

“Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cur ...