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“Love never dies of starvation, but often of indigestion”

- Ninon De Lenclos
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If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.

- Rob Corddry
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If you tell the truth about how you're feeling, it becomes funny.

- Larry David
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If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

- Clint Eastwood
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“We hope he's OK. You don't wish this on anybody. ... The athletes are very unlucky and this is no ...

- Raimund Fabi
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“At my hotel room, my friend came over and asked to use the phone. I said Certainly. He said Do I ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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I know I can't play funny roles in movies. I tried, and it didn't work.

- Sylvester Stallone
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“It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa! Where's my wallet? But, hey this song is f ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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“I hate procrastinating, but it's just so much easier not doing anything.”

- Spencer Shulem
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If it gets laughs, it's funny.

- Rachel Dratch
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“What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my ...

- Woody Allen
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“When I was young, I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old, I ...

- Oscar Wilde
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“Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 feet per second, is ...

- Dave Barry
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“I got in an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, beca ...

- Mitch Hedberg
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?There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors?

- Benjamin Franklin
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Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.

- Marilyn Vos Savant
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“First you must find... another shrubbery! (dramatic chord) Then, when you have found the shrubber ...

- Monty Python
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Experience is simply the name we give our mistakes.

- Oscar Wilde
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?Again, it was funny how many problems Shaq had against 6?8?

- Ben Wallace
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“Every tongue on the planet still speaks the name of Jesus, whether it's in a curse or a praise, e ...

- Ed Buley
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“They are expecting funny stuff from me...perhaps they do not know! how broken, Lonely and dispers ...

- Mehtab Alam Khan
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