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“Being Normal is over rated”

- Ralph Downey Iii
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My dog of 17 years just died. Oh you're kidding?... Noooo... as funny as that is, I'm not

- Ellen Degeneres
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“No damn man kills me and lives.”

- Nathan Bedford Forrest
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I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places they now do.

- Will Rogers
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“Life has taught us that love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward tog ...

- Antoine De Saint-exupery
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“Never underestimate a good lotion, it can instantly make your body feel fabulous, and nourish you ...

- Meg Nezaj
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A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.

- Zsa Zsa Gabor
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“Some people make cracks about life... I live in them.”

- Kjforce
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Gotta stay in the gym, stay funny, stay sharp. I just love working.

- Marlon Wayans
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If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?

- Milton Berle
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I don't mean to be funny.

- Yogi Berra
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“Tis but a scratch''A scratch?! Your arm's off!''No, it isn't.”

- Monty Python
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A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age ...

- Claude Pepper
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“Every woman needs one man in her life who is strong and responsible. Given this security, she can ...

- Richard J. Needham
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“If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.”

- Robin Williams
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“Most fishermen look at you funny when you offer to pay them for fish guts.”

- Dr. Janine Caira
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The reward of energy, enterprise and thrift is taxes.

- William Feather
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I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

- Paul Mooney
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Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

- Robert Louis Stevenson
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“He is one of the most liked person on Facebook because, instead of wasting his time on Facebook, ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“I missed the tree for the forest.”

- Kris Huen
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