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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.

- Yogi Berra
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I was a good student, sort of funny and athletic. I had friends.

- Rosemary Mahoney
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“When a man doesn’t go straight home, his wife’s remarks do.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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“On that note, that being said, it was damn hard kissing her. You've never experienced anything un ...

- Ryan Reynolds
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There's a lot more to me than just funny.

- Steve Harvey
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Laugh as if it's funny, embrace as if it's love, and smile anyway.

- Richelle E. Goodrich
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“New York's such a wonderful city. Although I was at the library today. The guys are very rude. I ...

- Emo Philips
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“A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forwar ...

- Caskie Stinnett
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“A true friend will ride with you in your new car, and when its been repossesed, on the handle bar ...

- George Rex
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“"I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is th ...

- George Carlin
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“A pas de deux is a dialogue of love. How can there be conversation if one partner is dumb?”

- Rudolf Nureyev
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I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?

- Cecily Strong
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“I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.”

- George Bernard Shaw
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“This is a funny kind of market, because earnings aren't really a positive driver for the market a ...

- Roy Blumberg
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If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.

- Don Rickles
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“Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.”

- Winston Churchill
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“Just because you built an outhouse doesn't mean you have to take a laxative; Take pride in your w ...

- Donna A. Favors
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Don't smother each other. No one can grow in the shade.

- Leo Buscaglia
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“If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.”

- Hunter S. Thompson
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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping you ...

- Albert Einstein
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“It is what it ain't!”

- Ken O. Eldib
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