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“I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot ...

- Norah Jones
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I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.

- Paula Poundstone
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“Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music,and the dancers knock each other down."”

- Female Imagination
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“My mother was nuts. She was very funny. We got our sense of humor from her. My father had no sens ...

- Penny Marshall
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I appreciate humor so much, but I'm actually not a funny girl.

- Emmanuelle Chriqui
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“You watch the screen and follow the dance steps. It's funny to watch. Kids are sweating and out o ...

- Robert Groves
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“I have been devaluing my time for years based on the theory that one day I won't be able to affor ...

- Rain Bojangles
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You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.

- Kurt Vonnegut
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Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.

- Richard Peck
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“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Univ ...

- Douglas Adams
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[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.

- P. J. O'rourke
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Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover ...

- James Joyce
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“At times it seems so much easier to pretend nothing is wrong rather than deal with it. It's like ...

- Richard Bellzon
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I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

- Craig Ferguson
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I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.

- Philippe Falardeau
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“It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in tha ...

- Kate Winslet
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“In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in ...

- Helen Rowland
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“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but s ...

- Winnie The Pooh
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“A real friend will never abandon you, even if you're embarrassing them to death.”

- Amber Price
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