“These capitalists generally act harmoniously and in concert, to fleece the people”

“The downfall of humanity is called division!! Races, division! Colors, division, Countries, divis ...

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I wa ...

“Everything is funny as long as it is happening to someone else”

“The prints allow you to look over the artist's shoulder. They are often witty, funny and highly p ...

?I wake up every morning at nine and grab for the morning paper. Then I look at the obituary page. I ...

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERY ...

I be goofy, kinda funny. Acting stupid but they love me.

“He invested in beta share markets and that too in beta shares, watching which his beta cells of p ...

“Never underestimate a child's ability to get into more trouble.”

“It is funny, we were in almost the identical situation last year and didn't recover. Last year, t ...

“After God, long live wine.”

“I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, ...

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas ...

“When I am judging a theory, I ask myself whether, if I were God, I would have arranged the world ...

“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”

I like funny guys and those, for some reason, tend to be nerdy guys.

“It's kind of funny because back when I played with him when I was 12 or 13, I never really played ...

“Be good and you will be lonely”

It's funny, because athletes want to be rockers and vice versa.

You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.