Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real ...
- Seth GreenView quote
“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he ...
- Samuel ButlerView quote
“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a st ...
- Franklin P. JonesView quote
“The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. O ...
- Edward KochView quote
He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.
- Denis LearyView quote
“You want an example (of how things have changed since the 81). 'Kobe, you suck … score 100.' It ...
- Kobe BryantView quote
“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she ...
- George CarlinView quote
“The pessimist thinks that, the Apple would sue an apple we eat for having the same name; while op ...
- Dr Hitesh C ShethView quote
“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric ...
- Woody AllenView quote
“I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for it ...
- Mark TwainView quote
“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highe ...
- Eleanor RooseveltView quote