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“Adopted kids are such a pain - you have to teach them how to look like you”

- Gilda Radner
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“It is very difficult to ignore something that is right under your nose because every time you loo ...

- Rose B Mashigo
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I'm not going to be remotely funny.

- Kyra Sedgwick
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I love kids; I think they are fun and funny.

- Courtney Thorne-smith
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“You aim for the palace and get drowned in the sewer”

- Mark Twain
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To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.

- Reba Mcentire
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I got the wake-up call that no one is policing our oceans. I wondered, how can I do anything? What r ...

- Angela Kinsey
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“A spare tyre is something that you don't check until you have a punctured one.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.

- Albert Einstein
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“It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chan ...

- Craig Bruce
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“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid o ...

- Miss Piggy
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“I was trying to be magician and ended up......... well, trying to be a magician”

- Mangesh Desai
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It's funny how the closer you get to God, the more you realize how far you are from Him.

- Mark Hart
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If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

- Robin Williams
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“When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes. When you sit on a hot sto ...

- Albert Einstein
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“A good meal is like a good masseur; dessert ... just the happy ending. -Morien Wyn jones”

- Morien Jones
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“In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.”

- Douglas Adams
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“Never trust the meaning of fairy tales.”

- Losungen
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“We all thought it was very funny and very well done. (But) Jim has no intention of leaving cartoo ...

- Kim Campbell
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“Many a man in love with a dimple makes a mistake of marrying the whole girl”

- Stephen Leacock
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It's a funny old world.

- Margaret Thatcher
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