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“It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real ...

- Seth Green
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“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go”

- Oscar Wilde
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“Why are you angry? Are you sure, you are not hungry?”

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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?There's more old Drunkards than old Doctors?

- Benjamin Franklin
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“Optimism is the greatest thing in the world!”

- Ken O. Eldib
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“The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he ...

- Samuel Butler
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“Honest criticism is hard to take, particularly from a relative, a friend, an acquaintance or a st ...

- Franklin P. Jones
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“The best way to lose weight is to close your mouth - something very difficult for a politician. O ...

- Edward Koch
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He [ Campbell Scott ] is also a really funny guy which not a lot of people know.

- Denis Leary
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Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

- Margaret Mead
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“You want an example (of how things have changed since the 81). 'Kobe, you suck … score 100.' It ...

- Kobe Bryant
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“In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane.”

- Oscar Wilde
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There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice.

- Lewis Black
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“I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "Where's the self-help section?" She said if she ...

- George Carlin
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“The pessimist thinks that, the Apple would sue an apple we eat for having the same name; while op ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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I changed the face of comedy. I used to be funny.

- Gilbert Gottfried
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“How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric ...

- Woody Allen
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“I saw a cat yesterday with 4 legs and yet it was only a yellow cat, and rather small, too, for it ...

- Mark Twain
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A dimwit thinks nothing is funny unless it's mean.

- Stephen King
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“Funny is an attitude.”

- Flip Wilson
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“The Marines I have seen around the world have the cleanest bodies, the filthiest minds, the highe ...

- Eleanor Roosevelt
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