Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot ...
- Norah JonesView quote
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
- Paula PoundstoneView quote
“Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music,and the dancers knock each other down."”
- Female ImaginationView quote
“My mother was nuts. She was very funny. We got our sense of humor from her. My father had no sens ...
- Penny MarshallView quote
“You watch the screen and follow the dance steps. It's funny to watch. Kids are sweating and out o ...
- Robert GrovesView quote
“I have been devaluing my time for years based on the theory that one day I won't be able to affor ...
- Rain BojanglesView quote
You can only be funny if you have matters of great importance on your mind.
- Kurt VonnegutView quote
“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Univ ...
- Douglas AdamsView quote
[Al] Franken is left-wing and funny. He's a pretty good political humorist.
- P. J. O'rourkeView quote
Christopher Columbus, as everyone knows, is honored by posterity because he was the last to discover ...
- James JoyceView quote
“At times it seems so much easier to pretend nothing is wrong rather than deal with it. It's like ...
- Richard BellzonView quote
I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.
- Craig FergusonView quote
I'm not too keen on jokes that are one-liners. I want the situation to be funny.
- Philippe FalardeauView quote
“It's funny when someone says to you 'you're hot' and all that, because I don't think of it in tha ...
- Kate WinsletView quote
“In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in ...
- Helen RowlandView quote
“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but s ...
- Winnie The PoohView quote
“A real friend will never abandon you, even if you're embarrassing them to death.”
- Amber PriceView quote