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If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.

- Laurence J. Peter
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“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the univers ...

- Albert Einstein
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“Send two dozen roses to Room 424 and put `Emily, I love you' on the back of the bill.”

- Groucho Marx
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I wear a necklace, cause I wanna know when I'm upside down.

- Mitch Hedberg
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“we can understand almost anything, but we can't understand how we understand”

- Albert Einstein
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“What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing and the wind rustling throug ...

- Jack Handy
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If people want to compete for leadership of a religious group, they can compete in piety. A chilling ...

- Mary Douglas
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I have a very low level of recognition, which is fine by me.

- Dylan Moran
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“People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny.”

- Larry David
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“When you find a big kettle of crazy, it's best not to stir it.”

- Scott Adams
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“I ran three miles today. Finally I said, "Lady take your purse."”

- Emo Philips
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““The memory, colored by ideas, emotions, thoughts, beliefs and perceptions and aided by the ins ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“My play was a complete success. The audience was a failure.”

- Ashleigh Brilliant
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“Since she got a cause and stopped being funny. I think she's real funny, but lately it's all been ...

- Andy Richter
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“It's kind of funny because back when I played with him when I was 12 or 13, I never really played ...

- Nick Markakis
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“These animals hate to get wet. It's kind of funny.”

- Monica Deangelis
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MC is a funny girl and always makes me laugh no matter what. I love her!

- Missy Elliot
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Too much agreement kills a chat.

- Eldridge Cleaver
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“To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it; wh ...

- Ogden Nash
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“Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!”

- Eric Cartman
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I don't like people whose job it isn't to be funny, to tell me what is and isn't funny.

- Sarah Silverman
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