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“By persistently remaining single a man converts himself into a permanent public temptation.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up ...

- Winston Churchill
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“We are what we are and it is what it is, but it's going to change and so can we.”

- Ken O. Eldib
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“I'm not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are”

- Groucho Marx
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“If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy a ...

- Jack Handy
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“Funny story -- it was a blind date. I had just signed a deal with Phoenix (in September 2003) and ...

- Cale Hulse
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“I woke up at 4 o'clock this morning because I had a nightmare that I had overslept.”

- Naoshad Pochkhanawala
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“A long life in journalism convinced me many presidents ago that there should be a large air space ...

- Walter Lippmann
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“We live in a very entertaining world, but the sad fact is that so much of that entertainment is f ...

- Auliq-ice
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I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.

- W. C. Fields
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“Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a poodle dog and sometimes for a man”

- George Jean Nathan
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“We've had people look at us funny when they see us together somewhere. They think that's odd for ...

- Chris Givens
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I've worked for years with Michael Kors, and he's just like this funny, charismatic guy.

- Erin Heatherton
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Carol Burnett, who played Miss Hannigan in Annie, is as funny as it gets.

- Katherine Parkinson
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“The scientific study published in, 'International Journal of Fake Studies', has proven beyond dou ...

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and ...

- Scott Adams
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“A leader has followers: A thought leader thinks he has followers.”

- Christopher Richards
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“A doctor is a person who kills you today to prevent you from dying tomorrow.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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“If I can't see the humor in it, how am I going to be funny?”

- Casey Affleck
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“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”

- Green Day
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