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Turn up the lights. I don't want to go home in the dark.

- O. Henry
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It's funny, but when there are dominant teams, there are a number of people who rail about the fact ...

- Al Michaels
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“The song of the rose is heard with the nose.”

- Rain Bojangles
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“Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw.”

- Ron Atkinson
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Kids are funny.

- Mark Waters
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A girl phoned me the other day and said... 'Come on over, there's nobody home.' I went over. Nobody ...

- Rodney Dangerfield
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“There are two kinds of people I don't like being around, stupid people and ugly people. I guess t ...

- Rufus Rhoden
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“My mother was like a sister to me, only we didn't have sex quite so often.”

- Emo Philips
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I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.

- Oscar Wilde
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“I have the best of both worlds...I get his money...and his second wife has to live with him.”

- Karen Lee
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“Magnum photographers can take a very somber picture but they can also take a very funny picture. ...

- Susan Danly
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We're living on the Planet of the Apes. Is that funny or serious?

- Robert Anton Wilson
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“Flattery is like friendship in show, but not in fruit”

- Socrates
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“The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I s ...

- Criss Jami
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“The only thing we have to go on is our own sense of what's funny. We try to do a radio show that ...

- Peter Sagal
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I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolu ...

- Edmund Hillary
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“I didn't think some of the comedy was current enough to be funny today,”

- Garry Marshall
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Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim thr ...

- Ellen Degeneres
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“A marriage is the official licence to exploit the labour of wedded husband.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much be ...

- Plutarch
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“No gold-digging for me... I take diamonds! We may be off the gold standard someday.”

- Mae West
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