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“I was raised in the West. The West of texas. It's pretty close to California. In more ways than W ...

- George Bush
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Funny how a little politeness can change people's minds.

- Sherman Alexie
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I never thought I was funny. I don't THINK funny.

- Lucille Ball
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The bigotry of the nonbeliever is for me nearly as funny as the bigotry of the believer.

- Albert Einstein
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“Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off during games in Chicago in J ...

- Dave Barry
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People never ask people doing serious music, 'Do you ever think about doing funny music?'

- Al Yankovic
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“How often we recall, with regret, that Napoleon once shot at a magazine editor and missed him and ...

- Mark Twain
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Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.

- Charles M. Schulz
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If you do not find me funny, that is your problem and I am not going away.

- Greg Proops
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“Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.”

- Oscar Wilde
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“I went through periods where you're just sort of writing things that are supposed to be funny and ...

- Carter Bays
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“It's a funny world, and it's better to not care about it.”

- Zain Ul Abideen
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It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.

- H. L. Mencken
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“Every person is responsible for his own looks after 40.”

- Abraham Lincoln
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Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead.

- William Holden
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“They are one big win away from being in the spotlight again. Respect is kind of a funny thing — ...

- Randy Sisson
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Not funny ha ha, funny weird

- Dean Koontz
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Sometimes I think what I write is funny in its quiet way.

- Doris Lessing
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“I think being funny is not anyone's first choice.”

- Woody Allen
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