Quotes with "Funny" Topic
“I'm like a kid in a candy store right now. I'm excited to be running, which is funny, because a l ...
- Alecko EskandarianView quote
“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but s ...
- Winnie The PoohView quote
“If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...”
- Chuck PalahniukView quote
“I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that ...
- StingView quote
“He can say things that are funny but they don't know because they can't understand it. Sometimes ...
- Rob CumminsView quote
“In a Fight its not about how strong you are, its about how weak the enemy is.”
- Charles Robert Simmons IiView quote
“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty ...
- Woody AllenView quote
“Every person as successful as me has the reputation of being difficult, especially if you're a wo ...
- Rosie O'donnellView quote
“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”
- Robin WilliamsView quote
“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”
- Winston ChurchillView quote
“Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm dam ...
- Art HoppeView quote
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
- Maya AngelouView quote
“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and ...
- Jack HandyView quote
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.
- Flannery O'connorView quote
It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy. It's full o ...
- Alice EnglertView quote