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My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we ...

- Colman Domingo
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“CECILY. When I see a spade I call it a spade./ GWENDOLEN. I am glad to say I have never seen a sp ...

- Oscar Wilde
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“The expression on people's faces, that's how they react, that's what they both thought was funny. ...

- Charlene Summers
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Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

- Robert Louis Stevenson
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“A man can fool only one person in the world, himself.”

- Dr Hitesh C Sheth
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“Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.”

- Dave Barry
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“It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the s ...

- Richard Marx
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“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

- George W. Bush
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“A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”

- Woody Allen
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I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

- Samuel Goldwyn
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“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a comp ...

- Dave Barry
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“Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I th ...

- Dakota Fanning
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Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

- Nora Roberts
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“Thus the partial differential equation entered theoretical physics as a handmaid, but has gradual ...

- Albert Einstein
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“I feel more like I do now than I did before.”

- Michael Richardson
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“When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say " ...

- Linus Torvalds
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I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

- Rodney Dangerfield
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“Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth ...

- Vikrant Parsai
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Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces

- Paul Mccartney
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“The Complexity of the Human Life becomes double each year”

- Ramesh Kumar Jha
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