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“Never run in the rain with you're socks on”

- Green Day
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“I'm like a kid in a candy store right now. I'm excited to be running, which is funny, because a l ...

- Alecko Eskandarian
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“Sometimes—or usually, in your case—the best thing to do is shut up.”

- Kirpa Rai
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“You can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but s ...

- Winnie The Pooh
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“If you love something, set it free. Just don't be surprised if it comes back with herpes...”

- Chuck Palahniuk
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I have deep comedic roots, and I want to be funny.

- Khandi Alexander
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“I think I mentioned to Bob [Geldof] I could make love for eight hours. What I didn't say was that ...

- Sting
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“He can say things that are funny but they don't know because they can't understand it. Sometimes ...

- Rob Cummins
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“In a Fight its not about how strong you are, its about how weak the enemy is.”

- Charles Robert Simmons Ii
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“How did it get so late so soon?”

- Dr. Seuss
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“Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty ...

- Woody Allen
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What's politically correct a lot of times is not funny.

- Denis Leary
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“Every person as successful as me has the reputation of being difficult, especially if you're a wo ...

- Rosie O'donnell
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“We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.”

- Robin Williams
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“My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.”

- Winston Churchill
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“Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm dam ...

- Art Hoppe
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“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”

- Maya Angelou
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“To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and ...

- Jack Handy
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I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it.

- Flannery O'connor
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It's a bit like school camp, shooting a film. Everyone's on heat. It's a strange energy. It's full o ...

- Alice Englert
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