My brothers and sister and me grew up making fun of each other, the way we'd speak or move. When we ...

“CECILY. When I see a spade I call it a spade./ GWENDOLEN. I am glad to say I have never seen a sp ...

“The expression on people's faces, that's how they react, that's what they both thought was funny. ...

Every man has a sane spot somewhere.

“A man can fool only one person in the world, himself.”

“Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.”

“It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the s ...

“It's clearly a budget. It's got a lot of numbers in it.”

“A man who is an enemy of the bride doesn’t speak well of the wedding.”

“Don't knock masturbation - it's sex with someone I love”

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

“One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a comp ...

“Courtney Love is really cool and funny. I would like to meet Julia Roberts and Cameron Diaz. I th ...

Love is very funny business. And sex - well, let's face it, sex is hysterical.

“Thus the partial differential equation entered theoretical physics as a handmaid, but has gradual ...

“I feel more like I do now than I did before.”

“When you say "I wrote a program that crashed Windows," people just stare at you blankly and say " ...

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

“Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth ...

Jet, I can almost remember their funny faces

“The Complexity of the Human Life becomes double each year”