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“we can understand almost anything, but we can't understand how we understand”

- Albert Einstein
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“Now that you’re a Ford man, I’ll talk slow.”

- Denny
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I'm coming out of the belly of Iran. It was the only place I was free. It's funny - when I say that, ...

- Golshifteh Farahani
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“The correlation coefficient between boy before marriage and boy after marriage is always -1.”

- Mirtunjay Upadhyay
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“Reality is merely an illusion, although a very persistent one”

- Albert Einstein
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“I do not believe that the Good Lord plays dice.”

- Albert Einstein
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“Whoever keeps his mouth shut when he realizes that he is wrong is wise and he who holds the mouth ...

- Vikrant Parsai
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Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.

- Alanis Morissette
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“The one thing that disturbs me about Alec is that people don't realize that he's really funny.”

- Daniel Baldwin
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He looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.

- Raymond Chandler
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Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.

- Ben Feldman
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Bear suits are funny - and bears as well.

- Christopher Walken
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“There are three things most men love but never understand; females, girls and women.”

- Vikrant Parsai
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“If you can't be good, be good at it.”

- Rosetta Chawla
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“Missionaries are going to reform the world whether it wants to or not”

- Oscar Wilde
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Just because you're funny doesn't mean you get to be cruel.

- Libba Bray
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“The humorous story is American, the comic story is English, the witty story is French. The humoro ...

- Mark Twain
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“The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity.”

- Clifford Stoll
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“How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand.”

- Emo Philips
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“Gravity was always there but only Newton noticed, love is always there it just need your Newton, ...

- Mirtunjay Upadhyay
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“I would have felt a little funny if another actor was playing this role.”

- Steve Martin
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