“When we are tired, we are attacked by ideas we conquered long ago”

“You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.”

I think the second you think that you're funny is when you stop being funny.

“Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.”

“Judging me before you get to know me is a reflection of your problems. Judging me on my appearanc ...

“In our day to day power struggles it’s often un-necessary to play one’s cards… just showing ...

“Do not cry, because we are destiny, because we are everything that can be above this world. And n ...

I like being a funny lady. I think theres nothing sexier than a funny lady.

Life is funny, and a lot of times, the people that I've met have really gone past anything that I've ...

“Housework can kill you if done right”

My primary responsibility is to be funny,

“My father was extremely loving to me and funny and wise and understanding, and at other times ext ...

“Let it play. It's funny. I'm glad I got that highlight if they are going to keep playing it and p ...

I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.

“It was kind of funny. They kept going from one side to the other.”

“I find it amazingly truthful and honest and funny, because it is so spot-on in its relationships ...

Everyone tells me I have a funny accent. It's because I copy people. I learned English at school but ...

I don't know now if I'm funny. I just keep talking and hope that I hit something that's funny.

“This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. T ...

“Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million”

“I like a man who grins when he fights.”