Gum Related Quotes



PALM, n. A species of tree . . . of which the familiar "itching palm" ("Palma hominis") is most widely distributed . . . . This noble vegetable exudes a kind of invisible gum, which may be detected by applying to the bark a piece of gold or silver.

Ambrose Bierce


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It is an anomaly that information, the one thing most necessary to our survival as choosers of our own way, should be a commodity subject to the same merchandising rules as chewing gum.

A. J. Liebling


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Take Wrigley's Chewing Gum. I don't think the Internet is going to change how people chew gum.

Warren Buffett


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Sometimes I can better describe a person by another person's reaction. In a story in my first book, I couldn't think of a way to sufficiently describe the charisma of a certain boy, so the narrator says, "I knew girls who saved his gum."

Amy Hempel


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Whatever you say, old boy. Just look after yourself. And whatever you do, don't swallow the gum!

Anthony Horowitz


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Last Halloween I ran out of candy and I had to give the kids nicotine gum.

David Letterman


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Jerry Ford is so dumb he can't walk and chew gum at the same time.... He's a nice fellow, but he spent too much time playing football without a helmet.

Lyndon B. Johnson


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Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel, Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table.

Gza


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The way things are going the faces on next year's bubble-gum cards will be lawyers.

Reggie Jackson


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I sit where the leaves of the maple and the gnarled and knotted gum are circling and drifting around me.

Alice Cary


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