Humor Related Quotes



I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.

Anne Lamott


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“The James Bond movies are based off of the first few years of Chuck Norri's childhood.”

Fvzzball


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If Jesus doesn't have a sense of humor, I am in huge trouble.

Stephen Colbert


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“I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him.”

Mark Twain


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“Fishing is a lot like marriage. You can get into a lot of trouble with either of them by rocking the boat.”

Cj Heck


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“Our volunteers are flexible, open-minded and have a sense of humor.”

Carol Lucas


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I'm a Larry David fan, right? And it seems to me that Jewish history from the Talmud on has been a self-deprecating, self-critical kind of humor.

Peter Eisenman


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Style and taste do not have anything to do with the other. It's the difference between wit and humor.

Robert Benton


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“To keep your marriage brimming, With love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up”

Ogden Nash


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“Good humor is one of the best articles of dress one can wear in society.”

William Makepeace Thackeray


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