Humor Related Quotes

But he wonâ??t let the pain blot out the humor no moreâ??n heâ??ll let the humor blot out the pain.

Ken Kesey

Humor is falling downstairs if you do it in the act of telling your wife not to.


“The difference between the right word and almost the right word is the difference between lightning and the lightning bug.”

Mark Twain

Humor is a drug which it's the fashion to abuse.

William Gilbert

A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.

Chris Rock

I think a sense of humor is the most important thing anyone can have.

Carolina Herrera

“I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.”

Woody Allen

“Make a remark,' said the Red Queen; 'it's ridiculous to leave all the conversation to the pudding!”

Lewis Carroll

Humor makes our heavy burdens light and smoothes the rough spots in our pathways.

Sam Ervin

It's weird doing red carpets; it's uncomfortable. But you can have a sense of humor about it.

Kirsten Dunst