Humor Related Quotes

“Judo is like a ballet, except there's no music,and the dancers knock each other down."”

Female Imagination

However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.

Craig Kilborn

“Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."”

Erma Bombeck

I've got a dope sense of humor, brah.


The more I live, the more I think that humor is the saving sense.

Jacob Riis

Everybody's got a different sense of humor. It's just different styles.

Colin Quinn

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

Scott Thompson

“When his life was ruined, his family killed, his farm destroyed, Job knelt down on the ground and yelled up to the heavens, 'Why god? Why me?' and the thundering voice of God answered, 'There's just something about you that pisses me off”

Stephen King

“The total absence of humor from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature”

Alfred North Whitehead

humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle

Gilbert K. Chesterton