Kidding Related Quotes



I've never been a major smoker, but I think America's view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place.

Kirsten Dunst


I'm not David Bowie. Who are we kidding? At the end of the day, I'm the same person I've always been. I'm Don Garvey's son from up the road.

Guy Garvey


[My mother] once cooked a ham and later found it in my father's shirt drawer. I am not kidding.

Dick Van Dyke


“Dude, are you totally kidding me? My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?”

Kevin Hall


My agent called me and said, "You have an audition for James Bond. They're looking for the girl." And I told him, "Listen, it's all in English. I'm not an actress. I'm not going to go." He thought I was kidding with him.

Gal Gadot


You think you have anger issues? I just yelled at a sandwich. Not kidding.

Dov Davidoff


The president of the United States can't even fire his chef. I'm not kidding.

Rob Lowe


So softly Lizzy has to lean over to hear me, I say, 'I can't face the world until I know why I'm here.' You're kidding me.' I shake my head vehemently. 'No. I need to figure out my purpose. Until I do, what's the use of getting up?

Wendy Mass


Tell it to everyone you know, but pretend you're kidding.

Daniel Handler


I rather like the idea of having all my hours to myself: eating a Fudge Sundae, watching a movie, sleeping on my couch, singing in the bathroom, studying the woods, kidding around with a girl, playing cards lazily - all kinds of stuff that American brands 'shiftless.'

Jack Kerouac