Kidding Related Quotes



“You've got to be kidding me, ... How am I indecent in Miami, but I'm not indecent in (Fort Myers)?”

Howard Stern


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Obstructions on the way to enlightenment, are you kidding? Hey, they crucify people here. You think this is an easy place?

Frederick Lindemann, 1st Viscount Cherwell


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Are you kidding? That's the music of the spheres, commissar. It's beautiful. Like old jazz.

Peter Watts


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“Dude, are you totally kidding me? ... My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?”

Kevin Hall


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Are you up? Dressing? (Astrid) No. I'm pissing on your rug. What do you think I'm doing? (Zarek) I'm blind. For all I know you really are peeing on my rug, which is a very nice rug incidentally, so I hope you're kidding. (Astrid)

Sherrilyn Kenyon


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“Dude, are you totally kidding me? My first PGA tournament is THIS WEEK?”

Kevin Hall


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I am very sincere. Some people are always kidding, so when you're not, it's going to seem annoying to them.

Miranda July


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People asked if I could have played the Terminator. Are you kidding? Not a chance, I never could have played the Terminator.

Sylvester Stallone


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I was only kidding about the hundred," she says. oh," I say, "what will it cost me?" she lights her cigarette with my lighter and looks at me through the flame: her eyes tell me. look," I say, "I don't think I can ever pay that price again.

Charles Bukowski


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Then at the top of the hill, the road forks. Which just figures. "You gotta be kidding." I say. One part of the road goes left, the other goes right. (Well, it's a "Fork" ain't it?)

Patrick Ness


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