Satirical Related Quotes

“Some women pick men to marry--and others pick them to pieces.”

Mae West

“The first priest was the first rogue who met the first fool”


“I have been studying the traits and dispositions of the "lower animals" (so called) and contrasting them with the traits and dispositions of man. I find the result humiliating to me.”

Mark Twain

I'm all in favor of people - myself included - going into the same territory if there's something that can be done with it. But if somebody says, 'Make a sequel to 'Heathers',' I feel like, no, someone should make a good movie that's a dark, satirical comedy that has that sensibility.

Michael Lehmann

“I know of nothing more laughable than a doctor who does not die of old age.”


You can't write good satirical fiction in America because reality will quickly outdo anything you might invent.

Philip Roth

“Chess is a foolish expedient for making idle people believe they are doing something very clever, when they are only wasting their time”

George Bernard Shaw

“The political and commercial morals of the United States are not merely food for laughter, they are an entire banquet”

Mark Twain

“Of all God's creatures there is only one that cannot be made the slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with a cat it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”

Mark Twain

“God must love the common man, he made so many of them”

Abraham Lincoln