Satirical Related Quotes

“If my theory of relativity is proven successful, Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew.”

Albert Einstein

“What a man misses mostly in heaven is company”

Mark Twain

“A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her”

Oscar Wilde

“One 'd' is enough for God, but the Todds need two.”

Abraham Lincoln

“A group of men in evening clothes looks like a flock of crows, and is just about as inspiring.”

Mark Twain

“The world was conquered through the understanding of dogs; the world exists through the understanding of dogs”

Friedrich Nietzsche

“The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.”

Woody Allen

“Have you noticed there are no interesting people in heaven? -- Just a hint to the girls as to where they can find their salvation.”

Friedrich Nietzsche

“Be respectful to your superiors, if you have any”

Mark Twain

“It is by the goodness of God that in our country we have those three unspeakably precious things: freedom of speech, freedom of conscience, and the prudence never to practice either.”

Mark Twain