Satirical Related Quotes



“He was a great patriot, a humanitarian, a loyal friend - provided, of course, that he really is dead.”

Voltaire


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“Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.”

Oscar Wilde


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“Has a woman who knew she was well-dressed ever caught a cold?”

Friedrich Nietzsche


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“All good things arrive unto them that wait - and don't die in the meantime”

Mark Twain


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“One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.”

Mark Twain


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I started out as a writer. Poetry and prose and also kind of satirical David Sedaris-esque stuff.

Pauley Perrette


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?Necessity knows no law; I know some attorneys of the same?

Benjamin Franklin


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“The more I get to know about lawyers, the more I'm in favor of hangin'.”

Mark Twain


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