Wife Related Quotes



I don't want to be a great chief executive without being a great mum and a great wife.

Angela Ahrendts


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“The happy married man dies in good stile at home, surrounded by his weeping wife and children. The old bachelor don't die at all - he sort of rots away, like a pollywog's tail.”

Charles Farrar Browne


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My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Rodney Dangerfield


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My wife, Tania, is very big on dogs, so I'm always paying out to animal charities.

Eric Idle


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My wife and I have enjoyed over forty years of wedded blitz.

Hugh Leonard


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“I had a man call whose wife is having a big birthday on August 10, and they just had a new baby, and he wants to take her on a nice trip. I told him, 'give her the tickets August 10. Go on September 10. In the summer, families and children are everywhere.”

Kathy Sudeikis


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“Your wife is the mirror image of you.If she is happy you will be happy.”

Kowsalapathy


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“Caesar might have married Cleopatra, but he had a wife at home. There's always something.”

Will Cuppy


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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.

Winston Churchill


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“My interest is really in playing with my wife.”

Craig Curry


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