Witty Related Quotes



“I will feel equality has arrived when we can elect to office women who are as incompetent as some of the men who are already there”

Maureen Reagan


Dr. Seuss provided "ingenious and uniquely witty solutions to the standing problem of the juvenile fantasy writer: how to find, not another Alice, but another rabbit hole.

Clifton Fadiman


A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.

George Meredith


“After all these years I see that I was mistaken about Eve in the beginning; it is better to live outside the Garden with her than inside it without her.”

Mark Twain


Did we really come all that way?" She asked. "Time flies when you're scared out of your mind." He answered.

Nights Raven


When I die cremate me so I can finally fit into something small.

Xondra Day


And it's really very difficult to kill someone when all your inner instincts would oblige you to take off your hat first!

Susan Kay



He could be so charming and irreverent and witty, and then-bam!-a switch flipped and he reverted right back to the cocky asshole everyone reported him to be.

Lauren Weisberger


Never stick your tongue out at someone you can't lick.

Sid Bolon